Guilty Pleasure Recovery: A Netflix Original
Welcome to the most shameless, indulgent, and downright irresponsible TV show recovery program on the planet.
Get your Cheezburger RecoveryOur team of experts will guide you through the 12-step program of:
- Step 1: Admitting you've been binge-watching reruns of Days of our Lives for the past 3 years
- Step 2: Denying that you've been eating Cheetos for every meal
- Step 3: Accepting that you'll never be a functioning member of society again
- Step 4: Repeating the Pledge of Allegiance, but replacing "one nation, under God,..." with "one couch, under the TV..."
- Step 5: Watching a marathon of The Great British Baking Show to distract yourself from the crushing ennui of existence